Then my husband insisted we get the Oprah Chai Tea Latte Blended Creme, because Oprah. Here are a few things I have to note: We only ordered the Frappuccinos on the current menu, because I figured that Blended Cremes, the non-caffeinated offerings, didn’t count. Here’s some actual footage of us deciding to do this:

So an idea was born - let’s go to Starbucks, order all the Frappuccinos and rank them in order of least favorite to most favorite.

In fact, I had two fellow novices in my home with me: my husband, Marc, and my best friend, Liz. Where’s the beginner’s guide to Frappuccinos? Surely, I thought, there must be others like me who have never had one either. I practically live there, and there’s a room in the back just for me, with an intravenous station so I can feed espresso straight into my neck.īut with all the Frappuccino news of late, I decided to take the plunge and finally order a frosty coffee drink of my own to see what all the fuss is about. I mean, sure, I’ve taken a sip off a friend’s as a chaser for bad vodka or to take a dose of enormous antibiotics, but I had never ordered a Frappuccino for the sole purpose of drinking it. I have a confession to make: Before writing this article, I never had a Starbucks Frappuccino in any meaningful way.

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